why the fuck do most anime openings have english words tied into them what if american cartoons starting doing that too like can you imagine turning on spongebob one day and WHO LIVES IN A 翔太のお尻 UNDER THE SEA

who the fuck changed it from pineapple to shota ass

(via human)



Did you know you can legally change your child’s name? Imagine doing that instead of grounding them

"don’t make me change your name to dick cheese the third again"

(via thetowndrugdealer)